Favorite episode is still the one taking place on Malcolm's birthday with him and Reese in an escalating conflict, working backwards from a go-kart crash to stealing a blueberry. it was like watching Memento if it was just a series of mean-spirited pranks.

Oh pish-posh!

The guy likes making straw-man characters that are just begging to be murdered. They're not so much people, as gore-targets to be slain so we don't go more than 10 minutes without blood being spilled.

As soon as I heard the word "Influencers", I buried my head in a pillow and screamed until I passed out. I awoke to find children vampires devouring faculty. Not a bad episode.

It takes a lot to make a show,
Stories, themes, general flow,
And events going on not all characters know,
So many happening, the confusion just grows!
That's when you have: too many plots!
Too many plots!
Too many plots!
Too many plots!

Don't praise the machine.

HBO: "Renew? I said 'a few'. As in a few days to think over your order for next season. We did. You're cancelled."

Since we have at least 18 months until the next season, it's our mission to edit in the screaming sun into every instance mentioned on this page:

Hey, Gramps before Tramps.

Now that the truth is out, look forward to anonymous online insults like:

"It aint easy smellin' cheezy"

Read that as "Sexiest Guys Suck at Video Games".

"President Donald Trump"

"And I can't take life anymore!" *Jumps out of window*
*Captain Yesterday jumps back in*

They were too perfect, machine-made.