I thought for sure this was going to be in the C range. This might have been the worst of a season chock full of obnoxiously bad episodes; the trope-playing so ubiquitous and forced as to make me pity the writing staff. I found last week's at least tolerable, which, grading on the curve of S5 of Modern Family, merits…

I mean, he also went into the stands to stab a dude with his skate. Mike Milbury is Ron Artest, if somebody then decided to give Artest control of a basketball team which he proceeded to run directly into the ground, salt the earth, and also made him a gigantic douchebag.

but seriously, though, the way this thing makes him out to be someone who wasn't horribly incompetent at his job, who set the islanders back infinitely more than spano…kinda loses some credibility.

Is anyone else concerned that Jess wanted Nick to turn left out of the parking lot on what was very clearly the right-hand lanes of a separated highway?

In New York, Supreme Court is the lowest trial court division. Which means Marshall is going to be a small claims or family court judge. That's about as prestigious as unemployment.

I never realized "Stoppable" was a Jewish name.

That was Barry, right?

I assumed that Tyrion set it up so he paid the whores himself, beforehand, just so he could make Pod feel like hot shit by having them pretend that they were so impressed by his sexual abilities that they gave it to him for free. But that's just me.

Pretty surprised nobody's bringing up the fact that Cecil's getup was a lot like Steve Zissou's. Homage to the Life Aquatic, bitches.

If every paparazzo in the world suddenly dropped dead, would anyone shed a tear?

Bingo. I was kind of amazed nobody brought this up, but if Banks' diagnosis, that "without consciousness, you just sort of respond to external stimuli without really acting", you need the wounds to be consistent with unconscious acts. If he turns up with 50 stab wounds, the whole defense falls apart. It's a matter of…