Oh, I'm all about the Culper Ring. That's sitting on my bookshelf now. We've had an exhibition at the town historical society based on it for a couple years running now.

There are still a few loyalist outposts, in the strip mall between the dry cleaners and the take-out Chinese place. But we've got 'em on the ropes.

I never understood the concept of regional pride until this very moment.

Okay, I have never watched this show. I was not aware this show existed. But, um, I'm from Setauket. It's a small town on the north shore of Long Island that nobody has ever heard of—even other people from other areas of Long Island. You'll say "Oh, I'm from Stony Brook," and then if they've heard of that—there's a…

How many whiteboards does a hotel have?

You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, make lemoncakes.

People II is terrific, but so is the entire album, "People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World." "Rejoice" might be my favorite song ever.

I loved M. Night, and thought Meseeks was the worst episode of the season. Still great, of course, though.

I am a 23 year old heterosexual male and short of Mean Girls I'm not sure there's a movie I've watched more.

Eh, she also stood up for him more than anyone else. She forced April, Tom, Donna, and Chris to give him the Jerry Money and go to his Christmas party, for one.

And it still has that problem after losing like half the cast. Rex Lee was never particularly useful, but I miss the Werners. And, of course, Ryan.

It does!

It's a shame the material wasn't better, because Jonah Hill was up for anything. I don't know how you can knock Adam Grossman, though. Entirely one-joke, but it hits my sweet spot every time. The horse skit was awful, the game show never went anywhere, and I feel like SNL is getting a little too pretaped-heavy, even…

"Two pair, bitch!"
"We're playing hearts."
Such an easy joke, but I cracked up. And I reaaaaaallly want to see Dark Park.

In some states, parents are allowed to buy alcohol for their children at restaurants. I'm guessing CA is one of those.

I forgot how much I hated her up until that exact moment. Now I want her to die at Tessa's hands.

Shadow *leeches.

We only got to see the first two letters when he was leaning over the bannister, and I was terrified/hoping it was going to say "ASIAN"

Because, while taste is personal, hers is pretty uniquely awful.

"career"