Dang it, I was seven hours too late.

Yay for deforestation, amirite?

I'm Canadian but living abroad. My kids go to an American school. When the teacher tested my kindergartener's letter knowledge and he said "zed" she looked at my blankly and said "what is that?" I explained that's how we Canadians say the last letter of the alphabet and she replied matter-of-factory "oh we'll fix…