What awful taste. I can't even

I just want some Alf POGs, is that so much to ask?

I did kind of snore my way through most moments with the Victorian soldiers, barely able to tell them apart or keep their story straight (the name Jackdaw just kept popping out at me because I love that word. I choose to believe that rather than an offhand nod to The Raven that sort-of-killed Clara, it was more that…

Okay that's one too many 'straight white men privilege' references, I'm out.

that or maybe he had some crossed Spider-Man wires

"at hurt, no matter how evil these people get, they really are just a bunch of frustrated adolescents at heart"
redundant AND perhaps freudian.

I mean, do we always need the feminist angle in the reviews? Bit out of place..

Or, you know, maybe you and your this-decade way of thinking are wrong.

One word (I think)
Benevenstanchiano

I thought it was the best episode in 16 years, but I say that every so often over the last 6 years or so.. because it's been largely true. they're just SLIGHTLY wrenching their way back up towards something resembling quality, and this was a pretty decent leap.

The irony, of course, is that executives were already obsolete, and remain so to this day.

Are we sure Stu's the one driving away Sally? How d'we know she doesn't just have commitment issues?

Well this is a joke. Literally the only reason he's running is so the news media machine can profit from coverage of it. They can't pretend they're not funding him at this point.

I wish you'd put the complaints about sexy outfits at the beginning so I could know the review was garbage straightaway and not waste my time.

Very confused. These are different changes from the changes we heard before.. I'm kinda worried. Is the original creator still involved? Because that's basically what kept me assured that this was going to be good no matter what happened to it.
TBH it was fine before.. they didn't need to change a thing. Just make more.

Oh were you one of the ones throwing feces on people for daring to have a different political view? Yeah that side shouldn't be allowed to have a convention.

Jeez I would hope when I died people wouldn't bring up simpsons episodes i wrote from the 22nd season. That's just mean.

It was such a bizarre episode.. If it was your first time seeing it, you'd have no indication it was meant to be a comedy. What the HELL was that musical number about? What were they huffing when they wrote the plot?

I distinctly heard the cursing end in "cochon"(pig) but the rest.. yeah I wonder if he was just yammering frenchily.