*puts head back in oven*

Your neighbors aunt strips for money. Face it.

Go for his Enchanted Shin!!!

It's a shame, my grandfather was mayor of Marlborough years ago and boy has it gone downhill.

Somebody get Dolphins Lundgren on the line!

Smack-fuckin-dab on Route 9.

Oh don't get me wrong it's a beautiful state. I live out in the Worcester hills and it really is gorgeous out here. But for me it's the people. I've been to quite a few places but nowhere have I seen as much negativity as I have here.

Hanging with your dadd the donkey on weekends?

Like most others who are from the Bay State can attest, Massachusetts is not a desire able place to live and its citizens would take your wallet if you were dying on a sidewalk. As soon as my parents have passed on, I'm outta here.

I'm a Bersantiac, we don't believe in shit.

….. And their beer sucks!

They should've had Deniro reprise his tattoos from Cape Fear.

So what I took away from this article, cargo jeans are coming back. Everything's coming up Milhouse.

So have the goats in Jarden become the equivalent of the dogs in Mapleton?

The book does a much better job of laying out how society has pretty much given up, including the police.

Holy shit that was Bret Butler. I couldn't place her at first.

Get a room you two.

Do, or do not. There is no try.

You're thinking of the Culkins.

Shut up and take my money!!!! Extra bonus points for the mortadella.