She's funny, and she's easy on the eyes. Plus she's usually the best part of whatever she's in.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Who Made Who

Can you name people? If so, we might have a spot for you after all Spike.

Colossus prepares to administer wedgies.

Huh, I'm a racist asshole when im sober. But when im loaded I love everybody. Go figure.

No question about that. Dave's been phoning it in for years.

Somebody get Walton Coggins on the phone!

Wilson from Cast Away. He's very versatile.

Starring the slug from Monsters University!

Johnny Walker?

Every time a new hate song article comes up I have to say it, so here goes.

Hey Marge, did you hear me sing Werewolf Flanders?

Yet no one points out how shitty Letterman is.

"White people are so lame!"

Wizard!

Well said. If it's not for you it's not for you, but it already does raise some legit questions as to where these people fit in in the world, and how the world perceives them. But I'm biased, superman and batman are my favorite characters along with the Flash.

Yippie Whippie?

Over here!

Like a glass of warm milk.