So… Full Crack House.

Just glancing, I really thought the headline was announcing a new Huey Lewis and the News album.

Allllll riiiiiiight allllreadyyyyy. Enough.

So this is a slow, measured, geriatric version of the 'free U2 album on everyone's phone' debacle.

I want to hear someone do this for Springsteen's mid-song concert ramblings, turning a story about his dad into a working class version of 'The Odyssey'.

Except for the nip slip/vag shot bit at the end, I think you just weirdly described a day in the life of CK.

Want me to buy more stuff on Amazon? Just give me the option to pay extra to get things sent to me in a box, not an envelope.