"there are a few ingredients that are favored mostly for their texture, like calamari".

Yeah right! I've watched both versions now, and I can't recall a single bit of dialogue worth remembering, even if Hardy was actually audible.
I'll take back "acting" though, that was a bit harsh.
The plot of Fury Road could be written on a fingernail.

Not sure that thick tyres and long handlebars really cost that much!

Apart from those awful Lawmaster motorbikes.

Sounds depressingly like Fury Road - who needs plot, acting, or logic when there's big flames and punches to be thrown.

Apart from the bike shots I didn't see or hear anything that impressed me at all.
Usual boobs n booty image cliches, same painful derogatory lyrics.
Literally nothing breathtaking in the slightest.

I pity the person that can't tell garlic from ginger.
As to your rant about salt in grinders, having smaller pieces of salt is exactly why people use grinders.

"nostalgic for a past that never really existed"
What part of drive-ins are you unfamiliar with?

HFR, high frame rate, not FPS frames per second.

I think you mean HFR…

Can't blame them.

Eh? Trying a bit too hard to be topical, aren't you?

It's not actually going to be called that when it's released in the UK is it?

Except she didn't. She says "Eddie, there you are, thank you for being the best acting partner" and the camera did a massive close up on his face. What are you smoking?!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I find it hard to believe anything could make me appreciate PT Andersons oeuvre. …

Thanks. Was trying to work out why Angie Tribeca failed and Police Squad! still zings, and this pretty much sums it up.
Same gags, same style, same delivery, but ZAZ always gave things an extra spin…

I was recently pointed towards Rashida Jones' new TV series, Angie Tribeca, by people claiming it was a brilliant and funny contemporary spin on Police Squad!
After 3 mirthless episodes I gave up. Going for the obvious gags every time, and eschewing any attempt at cleverness, it felt like tired, out of date and a…

Shyamalan hasn't "bounced back", he's just not getting ripped to shreds as much for The Visit. At 63% on RT, it's actually BEHIND Signs, which is saying something…

Ignatiy, why did you mention Grint's hair colour? It's not as if he isn't a massively well known actor. He's probably more recognisable than Perlman to the average cinema goer…

Well, for a movie supposedly full of ghosts, Crimson Peak wasn't very scary. Looked beautiful though.