Boobs! that is the magic word to get your man to pay attention

Yes and Sam as usual is tuning her out.

Its a classic case of men tuning out everything women say.
Gilly "Can you change little Sam and put him to bed?"
no reply.
Gilly "I said I'm just going to take off all my clothes"
Sam "oh yes I'm listening"

It's ok- all he needs to do is die and come back from the dead then he can be heir- marry Gilly and live happily ever after until the undead come and kill everyone.

Poor Theon, his mojo was eaten by dogs probably.

The silver hair is a recessive gene- that's why they inbred so often to keep the colour

Even Tyrion didn't think his brother was dead

Jon has been at Dragonstone long enough to draw pretty pictures in a cave to impress Danny but not enough for her to sleep with him

and playing tiddlywinks

Sounds like the kind of plan guys come up with after a night of drinking and boasting about the size of their junk- the next morning they should have quietly forgotten it and pretended it never happened.

Yeah if the characters on GOT can't remember each other what hope to others have.

There is an awesome Hamilton/ game of thrones mash up- could work for Davos too

At least the red shirts will be wearing hats

Seven men going out in the snow to prove who has the biggest balls….

So seven men are going out in the snow to prove who has the biggest balls????

Exactly- Is it a weird guy thing? Personally I'm going to knit by the fire and wait and see what happens

I can't remember the exact Winnie the pooh quote but its something like "without a monster or two its merely a walk in the forest with friends"

Ginger is sexy

So the discussion with Cersei about who killed Joffrey. Jaime must be glad they didn't go with the original plan where he wore red lipstick and snogged Olenna like Cersei had done with the sandsnake.

I had forgotten about Edmure- is he still alive?