I only got #3 correct but I'm wondering who gets to use the "ass towel"

I'm not scary! Let's think about this!

Boner; you're in Maine? Do you want to meet at When Pigs Fly for lunch some time?

Congratulations on the new job Pops!!

Love you too, BonerTime!

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I still feel deflated when I see that face that Johnny is making. On another note we tasted lobster ice cream in Northhampton, MA today!

I feel that way about goat cheese.

I'm in.

Is that the milkshake drink from Friendly's?

Sadly, my cat knows how to huff the mist from the humidifier….

I'm sorry to hear you're needing surgery. I wish you a speedy recovery after a safe operation.

You KNOW it!!

I've kicked that to the curb!! Bye-bye forever cancer!!

I'd like to "favorite" your first sentence and BOO your second. Thanks so much!

I'm humbled. Thank you so much!

I still carry it with me!

Love you Pops!

Thank you so much!

You're very kind; thank you!