Should've got the DX band to do the anthem again.

They know what reaction it will get, and probably want to end with it so that the fans won't be inclined to shit over the rest of the show.

So, we all ready for the Hulkster's surprise return?

It was the first match on the kick-off show. It was pretty great too.

Corbin screaming Three like it was the name of the man who killed his partner.

It is in WWE.

I suppose it is the main event of the pre-show, so there is that?

Remember that month or so when WWE pretended that the IC belt actually meant something?

Bit weird that two white bros cheated a minority out of a win there, but that's WWE for you.

That was amazing. And very much the best part of that match.

That ramp is so long that Biker Taker is going to make a one night return.

My favourite thing is when WWE advertise for the show I'm watching while I'm watching it.

It's weird to see a WWE product not sponsored by a WWE game for once.

Hope you're ready to watch Goldberg barely make it down that ramp.

I used to think it was sad too, until it turned out that he just likes conning people. He used to advertise 'Million Dollar Man & Wrestling Superstar Virgil' and then make out that MDM just hadn't shown up, but they might as well get a picture with him instead. I believe he's since been told to knock that shit off.

It should've been this way last year too but those ticket machines were fucked and so people didn't get in until the kick-off matches already started.

Just saw an image, with accompanying text, that Wrestling Superstar Virgil is trying to scalp tickets outside because his 'comp tickets' have gone missing. Here's betting that if he does get in, he takes to Twitter to make out like WWE invited him.

Honestly, until I read this I assumed I dreamed that. I saw that initial report and then heard nothing about it since, but I guess he's still good to go? Then again it is the WWE, they'll probably dose him up with something magical and get him out there anyway.

I'm in the UK and it's already 10pm. This is going to be like last year where I end up going to bed close to 5am filled with shame.

Yeah I mean people are only reading wresting coverage on here because of LaToya and Kyle, and then AV Club decided to start killing that too so they could complete their transformation into Uproxx.