I played pickup basketball with him a few weeks ago in Williamsburg. He was surprisingly quiet and willing to blend into the background.

They do when the "e" is remov'd.

One of my greatest experiences as a fan was at a Timbers game when we alternated between "Let's Go Timbers" and "Fuck Seattle" chants.

TIMBERWOLVES? I want to go back in time and give your grandmother an abortion.

Eat shit. Eat my shit.

Seriously, fuck that noise. They should go the fuck back to whatever non-Oregon hell-hole they came from.

We're all tired of Miami; move Dexter to Portland next year!

I hate Whitney Cummings' stupid face. Also, Collinsworth is about as good as color announcers get.