I wonder how things went for Adam Goldberg with his out-of-state girlfriend.

Stupid sexy Ben

You can't cancel Rickman!

I'm so glad the Goldbergs broke tradition by not having the cliche dance with two dates trope.

Well put. Cartoon Network needs to show how it can be strong… in the real way!

And they all stole it from last Friday's episode of Pardon my Zinger!

Jasper?

No Gravity Falls? Guess that means one reviewer's facial orifices will be reconstructed.

PLATYPUS BUNNY!

Hooray!

A multibear? No, just… bear. (beat) this place is weird.

It'll die the way it lived… flipping through copies of Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine.

*sobs also* hey at least now you can marathon Wander Over Yonder.

You could say that Gravity… fell?

kisscartoon.me

Imma go with mind control cause I'm evil. The ability to stop time and teleportation would be tied for close second.

I can respect that. Ultimate superpower?

Why is your soup so Miscellaneous? Shouldn't you organize that shit?

Darn right. What else to talk about…

Also if you're a Disney fan, look up Unshaved Mouse at wordpress. Fav blogger by far. So friggen funny. He reviewed all the Disney canon movies (and please read them in order- trust me it'll make more sense).
Oh and if you like Gravity Falls, Morningmark makes really funny fanart.