This would make me extremely happy except for the Justin Long bit.

Apparently it's a podcast that John Oliver co-hosts. Google, bro.

Does the Frogurt contain Pottasium Benzoate?

Now I practically don't want to see it. I wanted Michael Shannon's eyes to bug out and really deliver the "Kneel before Zod". It's an atrocity

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I imagine its cause there's always a metric fuckton of TV reviews for gigantic shows on Sundays. It is a smart name tho

Truly one of the greatest cinematic moments in popular culture.

Hey! I like the shit with that electric/plasma guy on that one planet Doomsday went to before Earth. It's uh… been awhile I'll admit.

Ehh, I just expect actually dialogue, not a series of angelic voice overs that don't really explain goddamn anything.

Uggggh Tree of Life.

Hardworking Schlub falls in love with a woman, spends significant portion of the movie awkwardly romancing her?

As a kid I was into Superman (he was my pop culture thing until Star Wars) but the only story I remember well was the Death of Superman. I mean, Doomsday was a beast! Then all the reincarnations and shit… That was a crazy fun series

No! No! That's not true! That's impossible!

I agree, but I won't pass up a column talking about quality movies. Also, hopefully better quality than Marty to be honest. Love Borgnine and everything, but isn't this just obliterated by On the Waterfront?

Sounds good. Decent replacement (thought not as entertaining I'll bet) for My World/Year of Flops. Always good to steer people to good movies tho

But the Goggles, THEY DO NOTHING!

Maybe cause I like to give PJ the benefit of the doubt (I mean those LotR movies were fucking spectacular) I think that maybe part of the CGI fest that is the Hobbit is its supposed to be more cartoony. The original book is kind of just a kids fairy tale, and perhaps the heavier use of CGI is intended to give it a…

Stupid Bear tax, where's the Bear patrol when you need it!

Shades of Python with the horrible mutant decrying gathering more followers because of infrastructure problems

"Let's see I'll have an IRSwich with-hold the lettuce, two independent sized shakes and a fudgichino."