Her ex, who if nothing else knows joke timing, laughs at your shenanigans.

To be fair, Mark Whalberg is an abhorrent human being who should still be in prison for what he did years ago.

I could seek relations with [enter hot model's name here], but that doesn't mean I should get it just because someone better and more famous got her first.

I'd argue you're wrong. Unless you were literally born in 2012 or later.

Yes, Amy Schumer is the example of tolerance, humility, and equality that we should all espouse to become… Have you heard one thing she's said prior to becoming famous?

…. Laughable if true. Hell, both Rock and Chappelle have been in the business for 20 years. Rock was, at one point, the biggest overall comedic star out there.