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Ironic that on this exact day in 1948, President Truman desegregated the troops. Or perhaps deliberate, yet another one of Trump's symbolic gestures against the unstoppable tide of equality he so obviously hates.

Can you imagine if Trump's supporters held him to even a SLIVER of the standards they demanded from Hillary? I'm talking a microscopic FRACTION here. Lying? Pandering? Corruption? Cronyism? Incompetence? Emails? DIRECTLY and repeatedly contradicting promises you made publicly via social media?

Saw a screening last night. It's mostly fantastic, particularly the first half. The second is much more predictable and action movie-y, but it's still the most thoughtful, ambitious, and artfully made blockbuster in a long time, with some timely political commentary thrown in for good measure. It's also surprisingly

Pinkie Fisticuffs was already taken?

I mostly enjoyed this, but Jake Gyllenhaal is so colossally bad that it seriously detracts from the overall experience. It's a razzie slam-dunk if I've ever seen one - wildly over the top and inconsistent with the tone of the rest of the movie, and so painfully unfunny that it made me physically shuffle around in my

I enjoyed this significantly more than A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night and I think it's superior in pretty much every way. The accents are indeed corny, but nothing in this movie is remotely grounded in reality, so they fit in with the absurd over-the-top nature of everything. Visually it's the most memorable film

Weird, I had a prog fusion band in college called Multiple Moynihans and the Endless Reign.

Just finished my first listen! Boy, that was loud and completely indecipherable. Do they just MadLibs their lyrics? I can't think of any other explanation for "Torrentially Cutshaw"

If we only get to fire one woman-abusing, sexually-assaulting, victim-shaming, racism-promoting, mind-poisoning megalomaniac white rich man-child, he isn't my top choice.

Right. TPM is about a young and reluctant force-gifted kid named Skywalker who meets wise older sage Obi Wan Kenobi, learns of a larger world, and has to abandon his family and his desert planet to go fight an evil galactic force.

George Lucas was responsible for much of the merch and advertising campaigns for the original and prequel trilogies. He researched Joseph Campbell archetypes to ensure he made the most universally likeable characters possible to reach the broadest demographics to sell the most tickets.

No plot details, no McGuffin reveal, no new character introductions. Just a handful of striking images and some sweet sweet John Williams motifs. All I want from a trailer.

“I’m gonna vape so long as you don’t write about it. If you write about it, I’m not gonna vape.” This is the single best possible opening to a Scott Stapp interview.

The advertisers are at least a decade too late, but at least they're finally doing the right thing, unlike Fox.

You haven't responded to a single word I said, except to feign offense when I hold you accountable for saying horribly regressive things about gender and abuse, and to belittle and diminish the plight of abuse victims in general, as you did with Rihanna and myself.

"I'm highly informed, even though I don't know the details of the case because I won't read the police report and I rejected the details you provided (from the actual police report) because I don't like them."

You clearly know even less about relationships than you do about women. Unsurprising.

"I can't be bothered to google search information that might give me an informed perspective on this issue, because you're passionate for women's causes." That's literally the straw you just grasped.

*Demands other people do a cursory Google search for them, has audacity to call others lazy*

Actually, I was in an emotionally abusive relationship for 2 years that included physical violence towards the end. In our last conversation, I was hit (hard) and threatened with scissors. Guess what? I didn't hit her back, because I'm not a terrible person. I exited the situation and ended the relationship like an