Say what now?

There are so many of these young actresses now and it's such a chore to compare acting skills and personalities that I've just singled it down to ass-quality. It makes life much easier.

If you insist on talking in memes, people are gonna treat you like one.

How can I too add the delights of talking cartoon ponies to my sex life?

I don't look at those tabloids, but I did learn the other day that they're able to put cookies & cream in Hershey bars.

I really don't like to goof on people who are working hard in the entertainment industry and I'd just be making fun of YOU guys a hunderrrd percent of the time if this website's mods weren't so quick to protect commenters from commenters. That said, why is Mila Kunis a star?

Shoving an established product inside of other established products is what I call lovemaking.

PenzeyMoog. What is that? Korean?

YOU SHOULD PUT OUT MORE.

I have a story about swapping ball-cheese with RuPaul and it's less gay than that.

Someone needs to wash this kid's mouth out with RAW EGG.

Person: Change your name, Imogen Poots.

I recommend the Nuremberg Report.

I've read an article or two here. They're not very wordgenic either.

RADCLIFFE! You have two options here: get a tan, or get some sleep. John Hurt and David Thewlis don't even look as ghoulish as you do, punk-ass beeyitch.