That's not to mention the nearly two-hour season premiere of Hotel. Ten episodes of "Roanoke" seems appropriate.

I want to say late '90s.

Even so far as an episode reduction? (wasn't Hotel supposed to be 13 instead of 12?)

Loving the continuity and throwbacks to previous seasons; I thought for a minute in the opening scene that the townsfolk would actually start giving a shit about South Park Cows girls volleyball.

Vote or die, motherfucker.

I didn't know what to make of this—it's nice to see a diversion from the standard AHS template of the past five seasons, but this was strange. And Angela Bassett and especially Lily Rabe were underutilized in Hotel, so we'll see where it goes.

"Did he just fart treasure?"

Like Brian's son Dylan on Family Guy; he's supposed to be half-dog, but appears fully human.

Isn't that why we all post—for the strange and bumpy ride?

This was a strange show. That being said, there were laughs, Jason Sudeikis is a great fit, and the ultra-weird premise of an animated He Man-type navigating live action Fullerton with a fully human, non-animated son is worth future viewings. Though it was bumpy and work does need to be done.

Given current events, he WOULD address his fried chicken dilemma.

There's a KFC around the corner from where I live, but Popeyes is 20 miles away. Very sad.

If the chicken was still made the way the Colonel intended, I'd be more enthused to try it. Had that Nashville chicken in January; it was so damn greasy. I'll take Popeyes or Church's if I have to.

Like Bookie, Scott will also find his own adventure.

I am WAY behind on Clock Stopperman and co; trying to catch up in my Netflix queue. I'm only at the beginning of Kid Cudi. How has the Weird Al era been?

But had that weird law not been in place, would this movie have been a smashing success?

The authorities will be at my front door momentarily.

It didn't look funny or interesting in the trailers, Leslie Jones is a loudmouth racist, and why mess with success by installing an all-female cast when the original film's fan base was overwhelmingly men?

I'm going to go watch some more Impy & Chimpy.

Bobby's pipes aren't too bad; he and Louise had a nice musical interlude in the second episode. What a delightfully weird show and cast of characters.