Well, I'm glad you all are excited about this news. I can appreciate that. I, however, am more than a little ticked off. I mean, is KEVIN FEIGE going to come and clean up this mess I just made in my pants?!

You DO realize that you're complaining that the studio that gambled on the fat, goofy guy from Parks n Rec being the best option for the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy doesn't make adventurous casting choices, right?