Clayton, that was a charmingly written story. It reminded me of my love for Joe Biden(s).

Ahhhwww. Bye, tree.

He wasn't exaggerating about the NYT photo of him from Third Watch. It took some digging, but it's one of three images in a row showing John Ridley's various creations. Two cops have him pinned up against a cop car while he's getting handcuffed. ("Gritty and Smooth: This Is His Moment: Writer Zigzags From Films…

I read mostly this for Aliens too. Mostly.