We're looking into changing libel laws so we can combat things like that.

If I knew New York Congressman Paul Tonko I'd drop his name too.

If he's really so sick of it I'll give it shot for a few weeks.

Breaking Bad was all about the ride. It's a triumph of narrative and puzzle box episodic television (how are Walt and Jesse gonna get out of this one?), I've never seen a show pull off a similar high-wire act. It was also a lot of fun to watch and comment on as it aired.

I'll call you "Carlos the Relentlessly Optimistic Dwarf".

The Nite Owl gunman were Lucius Malfoy, Fenrir Greyback, and a third wand-bearer who may or may not have been Lord Voldemort.

Being mad at your brother is no reason to kill everyone under four feet tall, Cersei.

I found it objectionable only because it was so tossed-off. Fred actually gets killed on the page, it's a nice raising of stakes. Lupin and Tonks are just thrown into the corpse pile for the sake of the body count.

Her?

Rowling solving the time-turner problem is one of my favorite things in the whole series. (Rowling's approximate thoughts in quotes below.)

At least Rowling finished her series. We're never going to see the literary end of ASoIaF.

Iron sulfide?

Would you prefer Joe Dirt 2's David Spade?

Lagunitas Pils isn't bad but all Lagunitas tastes kind of the same to me. I'd make the walk for the Urquell.

"Beer is for breakfast, drink or be gone!"

If you had five minutes in a room with him and only used it for that purpose I'd be very disappointed in you.

Too much, already it was.

So that's what the blue milk does!

This whole article was already about how Disney doesn't want a Johnson in its Colin and you have to go make a pun thread.

Midochlorian count declines with age but Force-drive remains high.