We're going to convince them this time, though.

Ketchup is for cheeseburgers and french fries (preferably mixed with mayo). The sweetness of ketchup counters the smokey goodness of a hot dog, whereas the tang of vinegar (mustard, kraut) enhances it.

I think it's just for those weirdo ketchup people. You know, the ones that put that shit on steak.

Ketchup on a hot dog is a crime against nature.

To be perfectly frank (HA!), the store brand all-beef, natural casing dogs at my local supermarket's deli are excellent.

Of all that skinless garbage I suppose Nathan's are the best but you really should just go to the butcher and get yourself some natural casing goodness.

You mean Russian PEE rooms! AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAahahahahah…I'll show myself out.

NFL playoffs sucked this weekend but at least it was a good time to make beef stew. Courtesy of Jacques Pepin's mother comes my favorite beef stew (seriously, I can't eat any other one after perfecting this one). 3lbs. of steak tips, browned with onions and lightly floured, braised for two hours in a dry red wine (I…

I believe it's like four dollars to get them through the Rifftrax website. They can also be obtained in predubbed versions via illicit means.

Do we have any idea when season three of Rick and Morty is coming out? Gotta be this year, right?

I think we just all agreed to suspend disbelief in that case. Like when we overlooked Peter Cushing's reanimated corpse in Rogue One.

If you haven't seen the Rifftrax on the Twilight series you really need to check them out.

Oh god, that doesn't mean Elizabeth is going to have to sleep with him, does it?

Ahhh, thanks for the info. I was thrown because we definitely get a glimpse of Yggdrasil and Kristen Chenoweth is appearing as Easter, both late-book events.

I was a little worried about the adaptation but man, Fuller and Gaiman look like a match made in heaven. Whittle looks like a perfect Shadow and Ian Motherfucking McShane is playing Wednesday. I have to get Starz for this, apparently.

Oh yeah! That's a great movie, too. Unforgivable omission on my part.

Those Greeks have a word for everything!

People expected Suicide Squad to be good?

I'd actually like to see Matt Damon play a Batman villain. Has he ever played a full-on bad guy? Kind of Interstellar, I guess.

Still better than Jim Carrey.