He does have a flair for action sequences, which puts him way above Snyder, at least.

Do Batman and Robin screw in costume? You bet they do.

Counterpoint: Tom Hardy wears a top hat.

Who am I, William Caxton?

And any incarnation of Roger in drag comes in dead last.

And crack soup bones with her huge, Johnny Bench-ian fingers!

What does it say about me that I'm Team Carol/Cheryl/Cherlene all the way?

It's either an obscure German linguistic prefix or an acronym for "in real life".

He's not?

Raw ginger (the root) would make an excellent palate cleanser between clients!

Get a gig as an Irish hooker.

All I know about Conan himself I learned from Conan O'Brien Can't Stop and Pure Jibber-Jabber, both of which support your point.

I feel bad for Conan but I have to confess that I've never watched his show. You know, like that time he got fired from The Tonight Show.

Mornin' Angle. What is your perfect Sunday?

*looks up from table with mouthful of cheeseburger*

I mainly love the "cycle of life" aspect of the sky burial. So much better than just being planted in the ground.

The only cinematic obit writer I can think of is Jude Law in Closer. His arc bears some similarities to what you describe, albeit with some major tonal differences. Also, it's set in London.

I want a Tibetan sky burial, but no one's going to lug my fat ass up a mountain.

Something like, "Space Robot's overtaxed heart exploded while on a transcontinental coke binge with several prostitutes"?

Winning is fun!