When a legendary folk singer and an obnoxious house elf meet for coffee it's an "Arlo/Dobby Moment".

So if we continue with this analogy, Chelsea Clinton has to return from partying with Pumba and Timon to challenge Trump for control of (White) Pride Rock?

I think we're talking about Flynn's Robin Hood.

F7 was definitely more fun than Age of Ultron.

You'll just have to make do with DECKARD SHAW. Statham always gets the best names.

I did NOT cry. I merely teared up a bit. I was surprised by how affecting that sequence was. Paul Walker just seemed so vital, I guess. I watched Pleasantville last week and got bummed out all over again.

Apologizing is stupid.

Well put. "Bullshit mess" is a bit glib. It's a revenge movie with delusions of artistic grandeur. Cut out the show-offy camera stuff and half-baked metaphysics and it could have been a tight, fun movie.

Clearly you haven't hear her "Raspberry Beret" cover.

Oh man, sequels are always worse!

I once dated a girl who didn't like Clue. It was the first sign that the relationship was doomed to failure.

I've listened to "Masterpiece" roughly 1,000 times this year. Such a great song.

I'm just stoked that someone else hated the bullshit mess that was The Revenant as much as I did.

He guards it jealously! (But it's probably out of a Reader's Digest from 1976 or something.)

I've loved The Overlook since it debuted with The Happening! I didn't realize it was all Ignatiy, I thought it was a staff project. Consider me properly chastised.

Will Charleton Heston be there in spirit?

My uncle makes a spicy, chewy Chex mix that he gives to everyone around Christmas time, I can't wait!

In seriousness, I remember reading an article around the time of release saying that he used the Cockney accent because he was reprising a role played by Sammie Davis Jr. Cheadle had already played Davis in a TV movie and didn't want to be seen as repeating himself. Don't know why he couldn't have just been a…

Counterpoint: Twelve has Vincent Cassell and he's the world's coolest human.

And you didn't even mention directing every episode of The Knick. Everyone forgets The Knick!