I also have a lot of preconceived notions as a Southerner about what Californians are like, even though I've lived there for a few years now. I'm still pissy about it. Also no veggie patties at McDonalds. I was lied to!

No, but Crosby didn't even blink at that turd of advice. Perhaps he's just inured to it?

Did no one else think Zeke's advice about babies was effing horrible? He brings in how girls are different than boys because boys can be placating by watching a baseball game— THIS IS AN INFANT.  Was that really advice? Why do people keep giving Crosby such tepid advice? He won't have to deal with "eggshells" (Jesus,…

#1. From the phrase "fixing to", I have to wonder where you are from. Mississippi? Alabama? Not pointing fingers exactly, just recognizing an erstwhile Southerner.