It reminded me of Juno in it's nonstop attempt to be cute.

So he's better than Bill Clinton, who was neither a decent guy nor legislated like one.

Your dad is a moron.

He gets a pass for being a war hero and mostly being a decent human.

The AV Club is basically Gawker now, just with worse writing.

The people who write for this website are not very good at writing.

In the books Cersei dies from queefing and Bran explodes. Spoiler. Now go to hell.

Well, he is fat.

Most people who watch this show don't know who that is. I'm one of those people.

It was a snoozer. Especially with limited eps left.

They do if I have a boner, and I had a boner.

I don't blame you. Who would like someone that tries to eat your guts?

Woody Allen stinks.

How is he not respectful?

This doesn't matter. None of this matters. This is little kids stuff.

In your first paragraph you mention that fast food chains send you press releases and you found this one interesting so you decided to post it. That's not a review, or really a story. Just passing along an advertisement.

Ridley Scott can eat my farts.

Don't. I watched it so I could say mean things about it, and I just ended up feeling bored and empty. It's not fun in a trainwreck way. It's just awful.

I don't see this article as outrage.

Oliver Stone has made terrible, terrible films. Any Given Sunday. Natural Born Killers. U-Turn.