I haven't gotten my dog neutered because I think he looks better with balls than he would without.

I haven't gotten my dog neutered because I think he looks better with balls than he would without.

Dicks hate the police.

Dicks hate the police.

Watch CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and get back to me about goddamn turtles.

One of those articles was about a rarely visited old fansite closing down. They are trying to push a narrative.

You can totally use those observations! And thanks for the congrats!

DEFINITIVE TAKE:

What letter?

Whining about someone publicly is not getting self-esteem.

Sounds like being a feminist sucks.

I recently left a job at an office where I was the old guy at 33 and everyone else was in their mid-twenties and into Pokemon and shit. I had several people recommend creepypasta to me because they knew I was into horror and someone gave me a link for a reddit page. I read a few of the stories and thought it was…

I've never understood what defined creepypasta. Any examples I've read just seemed like shitty writing in a first person narration, and the only thing that bound them together was their shittyness.

So when are we getting Heavenly Creatures 2?

Considering this has been around for years with nothing of substance associated with it beyond a vague recollection of what one standup might have said once, I think it should be filed into the bullshit gossip section until further notice.

I've been hearing more and more about this Douglass guy. Seems like he's done a great job!

Someone who likes to plain their mans.

You missed the part where his ex accused him of using his shoulder cannon to blast a hole through Blaine's chest.

Nope.

If anyone is looking for a perfect representation of social progress in a 20 year old vampire show, they are probably a buttmunch.