"an convict." Jesus fucking christ. You gotta be one hell of an idiot to miss that.
And I just checked and she's an assistant editor on this hugely popular media site. How easy is it to get a journalism degree nowadays? And people listen to your guy's opinions on movies and tv shows and music and your assistant editor…

Is his book cover supposed to look exactly like the Infinite Jest book cover? It's almost so much alike that it's sad, like they did it on purpose