I'm pretty sure it's a Federal law that your employer has to give you time off to vote. Now whether said employer let's you know that or if you have to figure it out for yourself are two different things. I'm going to look it up now though because I don't want to be one of "those" guys.

What's the big deal with election day? I got my mail-in ballot like two weeks ago. The news has been a constant stream of early voting reports. If you can't get your voting done you aren't really trying. As for school segregation Waiting for Superman isn't as funny as Waiting for Guffman but it explains what's…

When I lived in Ohio they had that out of town rule. I went in and told them I would be out of town and they took my absentee ballot. I wasn't lying and I'm not suggesting someone lie to vote but it's not like I had to show them a plane ticket or anything.

YOU ARE ON A ROLL! Quick do something with Spielberg!

Boy this guy just has to know he's setting himself up here at the ole Onion AV Club.

The article I linked to is a perfect example of this. It's sad to think of the chilling effect this could have.

Skyrim Enhanced for the PC. So far I haven't noticed a huge improvement to the original graphics but I haven't compared this to the old game. I'm just glad to have a reason to return to what is my favorite game of all time. I played the original on my old computer and I've got a much better rig now.

I loved that guy's convertible lemon yellow 72' Challenger and adorable Hispanic sidekick.

I've never read an article that encapsulated my understanding (or lack there of) on something so completely. I've had Vine videos explained to me at least three times, still don't understand it and hate it despite the fact that I don't know what it even is.

If I'm being honest the Bill of Rights and the Constitution should be temporarily suspended for me when drinking tequila.

Sounds about right if you're the kickee.

You know why children don't have a Bill of Rights? They make bad decisions. They're children, it's what they do.

Cumberbert Hackensnatch

Before you think I'm on one side of the ideological fence or the other my point is both sides have their fair share of radicals and assholes. The exact same argument you just made can be made for anything anyone has ever done. What sets me off more than anything especially this election year is how both sides will…

I loved him as a kid in the 70's and 80's but mostly read it for the Michael Golden/Terry Austin art. I'm sure the stories don't hold up. Even back then though he was something unique to the Marvel universe.

I don't know, fire bombing the campaign head quarters of the opposition party strikes me as a little extreme.

"Without a proper response from Beyoncé, though, it’s hard to definitively say which side has the stronger case." It's sad that there is even a case to be made to begin with. Unless what you're saying is Beyoncé was originally fine with it but now that a small group of people who may or may not be her fans are upset…

I just wandered in here from the Deadpool story. Tarentino would totally direct an episode if it was feet and not elbows.

Something…something…feet. There, I feel better now that I've contributed.

Suge Knight made it to prison okay.