Jane K is fantastic… my favourite reason to watch 30 Rock. "When you google Jenna Maroney now, I come up first, not the Jenna Maroney who electrocuted all those horses"

yeah - you got me. i have to admit it, i wondered if this question had been asked before, because i've been lurking around the av club site since since 2005, but i thought i'd ask the question anyway - if they had already dealt with it then i assumed they'd knock the question out. but in any event, looks like everyone…

i dont hate to be that guy, but i think supernintendo Chlamers says says "well Seymour, you are an oddfellow, but you steam a good ham"
at which point the rest of you story rings true…

funny you should say that, because i've also been here since before blah blah i was also asking people what was funny before etc etc……but i know and respect a fellow troll when i meet one ;) having said that, i agree, this question has probably been asked before - so - what's the funniest five minutes of all time??…

can i do a little bit of drugs?

It's a great line… but if we're talking about Seinfeld, my favourite part is when Kramer rocks up to the table at Monks with Jerry and George asking why they put Poppie in hospital… they way he knocks on the table is very reminiscent of Heath Ledger as the Joker…

i love mr burns.. "i was strolling through the gas one day…"

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

you have zero comments and zero likes. just sayin.

I had a cat once. I dropped a sofa on it, it was a write-off, so I stood on its head.

"let me tell you something about Janis Ian"
"and i'm like, why are you so obsessed with me?!"
"now i guess she's on crack"

My Aunt lives in Scotland, she says it's quite nice.

Harold would never beat up his landlord…

also, the wedding singer, "little news flash pop, ha. harold aint so perfect. remember that time in puerto rico when we picked up those two, uh, well i guess they were prostitutes but i don't remember paying"
"to the best man…THE BETTER MAN"

"oh Frank, who would do such a thing?"
"…an angry husband, a gay lover"

but why male models??