Does Böhmermann count as *Late Night on Late Night, if he hosts a late-night show in Germany?

Conan is a great writer, but I'm glad he produced 2000+ episodes of late night instead of spending his career with a dozen unsold pilots, cancelled shows like Andy Barker, P.I. and late recognition with some overlooked show in the middle of #PeakTV.

If you judge day-to-day dickishness by someone's behavior during a major personal and professional crisis, Conan comes off as remarkably nice.

You mean the one they shot for a week of shows in L.A.? Where he maces Jay Leno? Try googling Abe Vigoda + Jay Leno. There's a VHS rip out there.