Oh. I've just spent a little more time in the comment section and have determined that I am, indeed, in an alternate universe where the line between troll and journalist exists not even a little bit. I will remove my curmudgeonly self from the conversation forever. Sorry.

Are you actually staff? If so, why are you engaging in this sophomoric back-and-forth? Am I missing something? You sound like you're 12. I know nothing about the context of the exchange, but damn—grab some journalistic self-respect.