We didn't hop into WWII right away ! Oh wait , that was bad . Carry on .

Don't forget spontaneously growing a golden marmoset on your scalp .

All the upvotes ! Well , no , just the one because that's how that works . I'm not Neo .

Ah , the old "I'm rubber and you're glue" defense . Those neurosurgeons sure are a tricky bunch .

Is it that kind of party ?

That's … that's a thing ?
*falls onto floor , curls up in a ball , realizes carpet sort of looks like spider legs , scoots over to kitchen linoleum*

So that's what Orwell was warning us about ! It seems almost subtle now .

Ugh , it's a little late to RSVP for this weekend but I'll allow it . Bring wine .

How else do you plan to gain its powers ? You don't really believe that Peter Parker was bitten by that spider , do you ?

We'd miss all the sketches quoting The Simpsons and screwing eachother , it'll be awful ! And just think of how many times you'd have to hear "OF COCK!". Okay , I'm kind of coming around on this .

*shrugs* No clue , I'm west coast but not Bay Area so I wouldn't be hosting .

You are an optimist ? Good for you , I'm assuming that's rare with this crowd . Not sure how wise it is but still .

I appreciate your honesty with adding a "probably" in there .

Gross . Real Sex has destroyed any good association I may have had with the word swinger .

Uh , and he's dapper . He's dapper and marshmallow-y and awesome .

We should organize an avclub SF meet up ! Wait , no , it'd probably turn into an orgy .

I think I hang out with internet weirdos too much because that's very nearly cute and grandfather-ly . He was probably wearing a cardigan with butterscotches in the pockets .

You sure about that last part ? Worst case scenario you've got a sad and/or hilarious story to share .

I am neither vehemently against , nor allergic to , seafood . It's just a mood killer to smell garlic and prawns while kissing . Maybe I'm hypersensitive ?

Fetishize the shit out of her . Chicks dig that .