A rare case where white washing will be met with a quiet sigh of relief .

Star Wars turned into hardcore hentai so gradually I didn't even notice .

Fun fact : Of all the Star Wars movies I've only seen The Phantom Menace in it's entirety . I watched it solely because as a young woman I had a crush on Ewan McGregor . Wasn't the best entry point to the series . But I have not learned my lesson and will watch this just to tell myself it's the weirdest Hannibal…

The AV Club

Goes into people's houses at night and wrecks up the place !

How did you guess my girl on girl wrestling name ?!

Cue almost , but not quite , James Bond theme .

Have you considered Hypnotoxic Laser hair removal ?

This sounds somewhat similar to Infinite Space , a DS game which really does have a lot to love but I could never really enjoy the game play . For anyone who might be interested , it's a space opera-esque strategy game where ship and fleet building is the focus of actual combat . This was the part that was a bit of a…

You're not my supervisor !

Hmm , I don't personally have much experience with bondage but I'd guess a four poster bed would be ideal . I may consider a career change . What do you think the market is like for a very sex positive interior designer ?

Pfft , as if it's just beds .

That last sentence , yes . I am a complete weirdo when I go furniture shopping .

His mother really should have quit the snarkohol while she was pregnant .

Normally I am strangely willing to take the beloved , dick faced Pokemon at his word but I really , really hope you're wrong on this . That's like , top 5 on the list of things I am absolutely not game for .

*readies a fainting couch*

Generally I agree with you but it depends on if shit is going to get serf uprising-y . Then you don't want to be in your Sunday best .

Um ,for the loot ? Seriously , they'd want you to live to protect their loot .

1) A dragon , for bragging rights . "Oh you've eaten fugu ? Cute , I ate dragon and used one of it's scales as a plate !" If it's an evil dragon and I gain it's powers that's good too .
2) A chocobo . Seriously , what else ? There are so many perks about a chocobo . Perfect size for a single adult rider so you won't be…

As an indoor nerd with little spirit of adventure I'd go with the white MP healing chocobo from FFIV . In Final Fantasy world I would definitely get stuck in a mage role so we'd be a great team . Pet a fluffy chocobo , regain lost MP , turn yourself into a magical killing or healing machine. What's not to like there ?
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