Scooby-Doo by way of Atlus . Japanese teens , psychosexual monsters , and actual murderers . But with lots of heartwarming bonding . And crossdressing .

As great as that game is (you get to hang out with Bebe , that alone makes it great) there are a lot of parts of Persona 3 that feel like a slog . Have you considered skipping to Persona 4 ? It's a much more fun game , and then you'd be sort of caught up for when Persona 5 comes out . You know , whenever the hell that…

I agree with your assessment on progression of storytelling technique in the series . You could see the beginnings of this fairly clearly with the mirroring of Jowy's storyline in II . Had the series been allowed to continue along this path it likely would have incorporated the antagonist's arc along with the plot…

How great was it anytime the game would let you have all three in your party ? It was never during boss battles but it was still awesome . You were basically the Harlem Globetrotters just destroying any chumps in your path .

Good thing for you we didn't listen .

Don't forget Jon Stewart's one man play impersonating Glenn Beck . He really captured the earnest , fearful insanity of the man .

*slowly shakes head , puts Jealous Cactus on suicide watch*

I've only been listening to the Old 97's in the last year or so and hadn't ever seen any members of the band . Rhett Miller sort of looks like a cross between Gram Parsons and Noel Fielding . Which sounds awesome now that I think about it . Like a glam , alt country spectacle .

Thank you , you have expanded my racist patois . I shall work honk-e-nanny into a sentence at my absolute earliest convenience . I'll be having dinner in a very white neighborhood later . Should come in handy .
Note: I am three quarters mixed European and one quarter Korean . No clue if it's offensive when I crack…

Seaward ?

That's insensitive , they prefer the term honky hootenanny .

Absolutely , women are intrinsically on the hook for much more responsibility if sex results in pregnancy . So the evolutionary bent there is towards being selective about your mates .

Thanks for mansplaining it to me . Kidding , but I had no idea that was an MRA thing , nor do I care . We really need to stop giving them air . Ideally , each individual is their own "gatekeeper" on who they are willing to have sex with .

Oh yeah , it can be effective . Logically , it's not sound , but then again people who would use this tact can't exactly bill themselves as logical .

Hmm , so you're saying the trick is to be *more* crazy ? Done and done , and I mean done !

From what I gleaned The Rock wants you to go to your nearest German bakery and pick up women and strudel .

Yeah, a couple of years ago in talking to a male friend he said that basically all sex is good . There's a scale sure , but essentially if sex is happening that's only a positive . This blew my mind . I asked a few other male friends and they more or less had the same response .

Attempting to hold someone hostage in a relationship via their own sense of morality is a strangely confident tactic . And it's just plain dumb , unless trying to engender feelings similar to Stockholm Syndrome is specifically your thing .

Wait . Does that mean I'm supposed to tip ?

No mention of the Bluth banana stand ? There was 250 CCs of your Father in that banana stand !