You read my mind . I was going to say " Yeah right , I live in the Pacific Northwest , I'd Dexter those suckers " . Allegedly , of course .

I've owned a couple of breeds of hound dogs before . They are not good indoor pets , but they're so fucking cute .

Eh , eating yogurt is still not a bad habit to get into . And if your diet overall isn't great , I've noticed it's a small step that can help a lot .

Probiotics occurred naturally in yogurt . So you can get them into your diet by simply eating any variety of yogurt , though low sugar types are best . A nice Greek yogurt is ideal , lots of protein , add some fruit and call it a light meal .

Are you omnivorous ? Try to reduce meat consumption …. That looks like a euphemism .

Wait , what ?! I live in the Pacific Northwest and spend my summers bemused by the dumpy , middle aged men who go shirtless if the weather gets above mid 70's . This is less prevalent on the east coast ?

Surprisingly , Kefka was the villain in the Dissidia games that actually would distress me to fight at higher levels . Watching him float obnoxiously or bound around the field like a lunatic was effectively imposing .

I love this article . That the characters (excluding Fang) in FFXIII were wearing nearly functional clothes was one of the things I enjoyed about that game . A trend which was not followed through with in the next two of the series . By Lightning Returns our stoic protaganist is hardly more than a J Pop barbie doll .…

I have spent much of my adult life looking for that jacket in a non cosplay context . Getting the cropped look with fur that isn't terrible looking has proven to be impossible thus far .

Add chia seeds and probiotics to your diet . Not a miracle cure , but every friend I've told to do this has slimmed down and had an easier time keeping weight off . And try to stay hydrated . Half your body weight in ounces is the proper daily water intake . Or , you know , try cocaine .

Yeah , but it's a horn . Which is even more lame .

Oh my god , my first spam bot ! Quick , someone take a picture !
*rushes over to pose jauntily next to spam bot , gets the digital equivalent of herpes*

This man is only high on love for Marilu Henner . But it is clearly an addiction . An intervention may be necessary .

Avclub emblazoned glasses …… want . I already over share here , if I type in my home address and credit card number I can trust you guys to fedex me a couple of those , right ?

As far as difficulty goes this sounds a bit like Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts . A maddening game which I have never finished . Spoilers , you get to the end and then have to redo the whole freaking game again with a magical bracelet . Pro tip : Referring to the character Arthur as Kurt Russell (for the striking resemblance…

I've seen some pretty abrasive hipster backlash against Bright Eyes , even before the (now dropped) rape charges . Personally , I lost interest somewhere around Cassadaga but his older material holds up great , I'll throw on Fevers and Mirrors from time to time as well . Planning on seeing Desaparecidos regardless of…

I'm with you on adoring those two albums . Album of the Year is a stone cold classic . The Good Life is criminally underrated . It's been awhile since I've revisited Read Music/Speak Spanish and it seems like it may not hold up as well . Still plan to give it another listen before the new Desaparecidos album comes out…

Quinoa is an abomination , but it is very healthy so good on you for pretending otherwise .

I'm essentially nocturnal , but on the infrequent occasion I need to be somewhere during an AM hour I soothe myself with the knowledge that I will be able to consume breakfast foods at the appropriate hour . This : http://www.bobsredmill.com/… with apple butter swirled in right before serving is high on the list . Not…

I've been to a cafe that serves breakfast quinoa . This is a confession , I'm ashamed of myself .