Dude looks like ginger Richard Nixon . It's terrifying .

No questions on whether these puppies are on steroids ? Pfft , avclub journalism .

Think it'll be Cocytus ? You know , for the poetic justice .

Oh , that's your answer for everything !

I'm going to watch this . The sexual tension between Ferrell and Hart has been off the charts recently . Should be electrifying .

I knew it was going to be bad after the first sentence but somehow I felt compelled to continue .

Can we get the guy who played Bubbs on The Wire to portray Mayor Nagin ?

In all honesty the only reason I didn't was because I would have to cut and bleach my hair to get even remotely Mason Verger-y . Ironically , I could pull off a Margot costume easily .

Do you think the Wahlberg family home is just littered with shards of broken mirror ?

Oh god , can we pre emptively shut down Tumblr before that happens ?

She's not supposed to be a lumberjack . Everyone looks silly and awkward swinging an axe at first . I , uh , live near a logging town .

I've been meaning to watch that . Is the humor more Scrubs season 1 or full on Kafkaesque black comedy ?

Baroness Blood , best new euphemism for menstruation .

His delivery of that line has ruined me . I so badly wanted to be Mason Verger for Halloween just so I could glibly say "Have a chocolate" while tossing snickers at children but I think I would have just come across as a straight up pedophile .

We also do that to dress up and get free pancakes . Oh , and the bitchin' jams .

With any luck some idiot would have tried to feed himself to it . A veritable cornucopia of entertainment !

Great , of all the depressing as shit documentaries that one would hope to be fake (looking at you Jesus Camp) you're telling me it's actually Megalodon : The Monster Shark Lives that's a hoax !?

Whoa , catfishing used to be pretty hardcore .

No narwhal horn dinner bells or ambergris lip balm ? Not even an artisan crafted donkey saddle ? Is this really staff picks ?

Thank you !