Had we reinstated the draft during the height of the Iraq war it would have ended much sooner and more definitively . I was of draft eligible age at the time , and flamingly liberal . Needless to say , I got a lot of weird looks when I'd talk about the draft being an overall good thing .

Or , Two Old Men Capable of Charming Your Significant Other , Regardless of Gender .

Well of course not . They're too busy being co presidents of America in this fan fic I'm writing . Spoiler alert : Fox news isn't pleased with our dapper British overlords .

Is that aimed at , perhaps , splinter fetishists ? Never mind , save it for Savage Love .

Indie rock rumble ! Quick , everyone grab your ukuleles and vintage mustache combs !

Good, I can go back to blithely skipping past Luther instead of hovering over it briefly and then skipping past it .

Is that a challenge , sweetheart ? *waggles eyebrows*

Do you live in a part of the world where summer means shorter days ? If it airs at 9 the sun will be in the process of setting but light will still be visible . I loathe summer so the thought of watching my favorite show at the end of a hot day makes me pre-emptively pissy .

Chronic self absorption is underrated . If you don't mind , could you tell me if in your experience aloofness is an extreme motivator for people trying to get to know you ? Perhaps I just run across a high percentage of gluttons for punishment .

I loved the manga . The character designs are just so damn cool , particularly Alucard back in the old days ( being intentionally vague to avoid spoilers) . Hirano's notes were always pretty entertaining too . Haven't gotten around to finishing Hellsing Ultimate though .

Really excited for DURARARA (god I'll never get over how dumb that sounds) . I can't decide if I should watch it week to week or wait and marathon it . I won't hold my breath , but it would be great to get weekly AVClub write ups on it .

It was my entry point into the franchise which turned out to be a good thing . Had I started with Origins , with its clunky graphics and dry gameplay , I likely would have quit and never looked back . I do agree with your opinion on the plotting of the two games . At the end of Inquisition I was disappointed . Even…

When I want a nice soft wave to my hair I use Aquafor . A smallish amount provides a bit of hold and won't look greasy . Bonus : it's an excellent moisturizer .

Why would you know that ? Was it actually an audio , visual , and stalking club ?

Ivory's just not evil enough for you ? Well good luck catching one of those winged bastards .

Oolong is underrated but I could never figure out why . That makes perfect sense ! Oolong is also just fun to say . Wow , best boss ever . Almost .

Not a fan of fruit in tea . Even when it's flavored using actual dried fruit it always ends up tasting a candle . My go to tea is a mixture of 1 part mint to 3 parts oolong .

Gah , why did you watch it ?! Have I unleashed the "don't salt a slug" warning of the video game world ? God , he was my bf at the time too . I'M A MONSTER !

He spends a lot of time creeping out your other party members . Like that one kid in class who would butt into conversations they weren't a part of . But he'll sort of praise you for helping folks out too .

Well Fenris loves the carnage so he is a great character to have around for an evil playthrough . And unless you're playing as a warrior it will be hard to beat the game without him . Essentially what I'm saying is don't do it ! You know how the elves have big , expressive eyes ? I've seen crying puppies that were…