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"The family that plays together stays together."

"That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of Äss"

Capsaicin is a vasoconstrictor? That cool breeze on my scalp makes me relax.

what does the blu-ray video look like

Is everybody in?

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Queer Eye was just hitting it's stride in 2004.

Milk-faced bastards! Suck my toes!

Yeah, 2004 seems like a pretty crappy time to me: the rise of authoritarianism and corruption, televsion shows glorified for displaying the actions of immoral men, dystopian war-based science fiction, comedies based on racism, the one percent, incarceration and juvenile libertarianism, and America being set up for

*does the math*
Yup, it checks out.

Drinking and driving don't mix?

I wish I could get so excited about nothing.

So, which of these shows don't hold up over time? I just read the wikipedia entry for Jacob(Lost) and it sounds the ravings of laboratory chimps on crack.

I ordered Chinese food.

This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes websites.

She's willing to try some assplay?

She's willing to try some assplay?

My back is spineless. My belly is yellow. I am the American movie-goer.