I was hoping for some kind of Rube Goldberg machine.

How about my cheap knock-off, Cock Band? It's got a slightly different picture.

I thought I was depressed one summer, but it turned out that I just had mono.

I was wiped out on a vacation to NYC and decided to watch a movie. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was playing, so I settled in and immediately fell asleep. I woke up to the first loud noise and then passed out again as soon as it quieted down. This happened for the rest of the movie. From my perspective, the movie…

or latent

There was a twist!

Eh.

Reposted Icedus:
"What're you doing wasting your time reading comments? Go buy After Burner Climax!!"

What does "eh" mean?

Sneh.

Interestingly, the story is in the business section and focuses on the show's profitability.

I am surprised because the Simpson's didn't create the word "meh", only made it more popular.

Spooky.

Just remember to stick it in the middle path, otherwise you might end up stubbing it.

What did you see?

*alarm goes off*
I should go number two soon.

My opinion of this comment is 'wow, what an asshole, but there's some truth that.' That and Sarah Silverman's standup and acting is hilarious.

Didn't they do a Community episode?

It looks like they sandblasted and then scrubbed him in oil.

You want to see what's behind the curtain? You can't handle what's behind the curtain!