Great kid! Don't get colicky.
BeetleJuice
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They've gotten to him too! That actually got me choked up a bit. Thanks.
Oh, like the time I ducked that mallard in the cloaca.
If you are currently having a stroke, take two aspirins and call an ambulance.
How about faxing my penis?
Cross promotional. Deal mechanics. Revenue streams. Jargon. Synergy.
um, duck is already a verb?
How are we going to get out of here?
I know, we'll argue our way out!
No, no. Argue up, stupid.
It always seems weird to me when I get alone with some person I don't know all that well and they start dropping N-bombs like it's totally normal in that context, just not around "those people".
This is a black day for baseball.
*gets me a shotgun*
*steps on own dick*
Now I'm supposed to read AVClub articles, too. What is this, college all over again?
Have a nice weekend.
How do you feel about screwing below the line?
It's pretty tough sometimes to make…out.
Will people ever learn not to write stupid shit in emails and texts? I think this is the just rewards for people who have convinced everyone that writing a thousand texts is more convenient than a conversation.
Fine by me.
The guy he hit with the stick was carrying the case of beer he stole.
Did you read the article he linked to back up his argument? It had 2 sentences about the incident. Did you see him falsely accuse me of saying that he wrote an article with incorrect information. He started this because he thought I was writing about him when I was writing about lazy journalism. He looked like an ass…