I agree, pedophilia and misrepresenting an opinion on a cartoon are practically the same.

This is very true. It is just like Sartre implied when he maintained that the concepts of authenticity and individuality have to be earned but not learned. We need to experience "death consciousness" so as to wake up ourselves as to what is really important; the authentic in our lives which is life experience, not…

Yes, I also agree that it is ironic that Sartre said we are "condemned to be free" but Bender chose to enter a religious contract that forced him into hell.

Ha, now that's irony!

I like forcing people to admit they said things which any sane person could scroll up and see. It makes me feel like a big man since my wife left and took my balls with her.

*begins hunting Cookie_Monster with a kitchen knife*

Why would I exaggerate what you said for comedic effect, you ask? Well, you see, the AVClub is site where people come to discuss popular culture and crack jokes. By using hyperbole, I am poking fun at the concept of a person who prefers arguing to enjoying life.
Now that I've answered your question, why is it that you…

The AVClub has articles now?

*begins hunting Gordon Frohman with a kitchen knife*

Wasn't Bender broken out of robotic subservience and given free will by an errant jolt of electricity in the first episode. I know it was a one and done gag that is never mentioned again, but without free will, how can one even be considered to have morality? My whole problem with questions of AI having morality is…

If it's any consolation, it's stuck in my head too.

Wow, a post that isn't a direct quote from an episode, impressive.

Let me know if this knocks it out:
♪Too many cooks… ♫

GREAT JOB, INTERN!

Wow, nine downvote, way to go NuAVClub.

I must either be hysterical or a troll.

Unpopular opinion:

Every time I hear that "wolf is dead" tag on an earwolf podcast, I want to punch Scott Aukerman in the dick.

The NuAVClub

*shudders*