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I was in Portland (OR) and I said there was no way in million years that any terrorist would pick Portland before 2 dozen better targets.

It's nice to see Birbiglia is branching out and investing in the community.

Fuck it, I'll take Gervais over this Stapp douche any day of the week.

In Marge We Trust 23:7 reads
"I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious? Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?"

I prefer taking some vitamim B complex, some vitamin C, and drinking a beer if I have it. Then I try to remember that I'm a living organism on this planet and I'm very safe. Then maybe put on some Allman Brothers and mellow out.

Same hairdo except he's bald.
It's not good.
On the upside, I heard he was selling a ton of cookbooks.

Well, maybe it's for looking like a drooling fanboy shill(not that I care enough to downvote anything). Check out the Wired comments on the teaser if you really want to see some cynicism. To be honest, the AVClub does have a tendency toward the 10 year old mindset, but at least I can hone my poo and fart jokes here.

Butterfly knives are designed to be flashy. Personally, I don't think they are that practical unless you are trying to intimidate someone with your badass ninja skillz.

Somebody used a sword! Boooo-…I mean B-.

Great gerb, Gordon Frohman!

Is it just me, or does the angel come across as a huge asshole in every episode. The time stop effect is usually pretty cool, he strolls in and then goes, "Boo, the big bad is coming. Maybe I'll be helpful by saying something designed to piss you off. What's that? You want some advice? Well, don't listen to me because

"I think I just hit my head."

♪ It's the most midget punchingest time of the year… ♫

I thought he was talking about Tronrosalee, um, Monrosabel?(don't worry, I know what convoluted means)

Nah, I think she was pregnant before the spell and the g-bong just kicked her in the fetus. Punching that leprechaun in the trunk was shamefully amusing, though.

Josh adds the necessary whiny bitch element to the show. I think his job is to take the heat off of Juliette.

Hathaway leads to fapping. Fapping leads to chafing. Chafing leads to suffering.

So you like the trailer?

Yes, because when you are coming down, you want to expose yourself to as much revolting crap as possible.
*flips edked's mom for another go*