Unless I've made an Aries not a Capricorn.

Can't have been Georgia, either, or he'd have asked about Coke.

Was this in Texas?

Diss the crocs, and he puts you into a crock(pot)!

I swear, I never celebrate this way. I'm just so excited…

Happy as a pig in muck!

I believe it's Coke Ghiro.

Hey, the mom from Carrie got her kid to not get her period until she was 16! I kinda stopped reading after the first few chapters, but I'm sure it ended well.

At your local Planet Hollywood!

And that was how Black Panther came to fruition.

That's Howe do!

Outrageous!

The A.V. Club

"Hey! Where's the drive-in? I wanted to watch a movie."
"Oh, we set it up in a old field! You can catch her in the rye!"

Good Lord.

Has anyone checked in on Dunston, lately?

A grateful nation retweets him for his service.

The A.V. Club


I'm starting to worry that this place is a cult.

The hell are you smiling at?

How wude!