That was worth watching, if only for all those shoulder pads.

The 3D from Jaws 3D!

Turkey, lettuce, avocado and bacon sandwich with havarti cheese, on toasted sourdough bread. Either that, or tacos al pastor with guacamole.

I immediately thought that if I could meet A.A. Dowd, I'd like to go, "'Ey, 'ey! Dowd!"

I'll say.

Did they make sure that the carpet matches the drapes?

The jaws from Jaws!

But my sweet Kansas tattoo will last forever.

Oh, worry not, friend; it's been done:

"What kind of effect will this financial crisis have on the real estate market?"
*Leans in* "Metaphorclosures."

But, but which one is the evil one? I- I don't know who to shoot!

Fiscal quarter, or a quarter moon?

It can be two things!

No, that's elephants.

And I never saw Apocalypto, but I'm willing to bet those tits were pretty spectacular.

See: John Milius.

Leibenasagnastraum?

This looks like fanfiction of The Witcher, wherein Geralt travels to an Asian-flavored country to hunt monsters and do his Witcher thing. Which, to be fair, sounds cool.

And you know what a turkey needs…

U of Wisconsin liberal perverts!