I was just about to post something like this. My bone crunching quota has been met for the next year.

Best line of the night: "Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie." Never change Ron, never.

"It's $8 if you buy tickets before, $10 at the door"
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"Fiscal conservative, I love this guy!"

"Her resume was an autographed picture of a puppet." That's the only time I've ever been angry with Ron, ALF IS NOT A PUPPET!

Moe's "broadway" line killed me when I watched this episode recently. I hadn't seen it in so long I completely forgot about it and was dying when he said it.

I love how after Jake asked for them he yelled "chewables" and as Nick Kroll was re-stating all the demands he yelled "chewables" again. That killed me.

Is this a rain man impression?

At the beginning of season 1 I understood people not liking here very much, I still liked her but she (the character) had the tendency to be over the top and more of a cartoon character. But after the episode where they hired the IT kid, I think that argument is invalid. She crushed it that episode, she started out…

I heard Wednesday is Snuff Film Day.

Brooklyn 9-9 quotes work on any thread.

I like the fast travel as an option, sometimes I just want to complete my mission/objective and sometimes I want to explore. I definitely like having the option when I've explored most of the area and the long trek is just boring. Don't have to worry about that with the games I'm playing this weekend, Smash Bros,…

Well you can decide on whether or not to take out the doctors before getting her. I took them out.

Sploosh?

Yeah, same here. Especially because throughout the series she's been saying all this crazy stuff (Ginuwine being her cousin, crazy beef/drama with people) that sounds like it's all made up and then to have it all pay off like this makes it even better.

Now nobody gets any popcorn! Got to love Questlove

He only did that because he was booked on a flight to NY (that was in Chicago) and he was only flying to NY to get Archer. So to get to NY from Chicago it seems like Barry was going to fly because he had purchased a ticket.

"Yeah Lenny, I'm telling you, those guys were the suckiest suckers that ever sucked. Gotta go, my weiner kids are listening."

"I'm seeing double! 4 Krusties!"
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"I don't know why he hasn't switched to sweat pants yet."
"He says the crotch wears out too fast."
"Yar, that'll replace the whale in my nightmares." Sea Captain. Can't tell you how many times I've used nightmare line.
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"The Japanese!?!? Those slipper wearing fish mongers?!?" Mr Burns' Dad
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