Who could be apathetic about a news article about a month-old tweet from an obscure comic about a revival of a canceled Discovery channel game show from six years ago?

You sound like a fucking psycho.

It's extended to infinite, if you're good enough.

Super Punch Out is very overlooked. It's just like the original except much more pleasing to look at (and features a blonde Little Mac for some reason).

It feels weird to not be particularly glad about this. The guy does seem genuinely remorseful and seems to be making a sincere effort to do better. Maybe I'm too quick to forgive.

Oh shit, I totally forgot until just now - I saw Dragon Ball Evolution in theaters. Jesus.

George Lucas, if his last name were Mamet.

At first I interpreted your second sentence as saying The Bounty Hunter was the first movie you ever watched. Had to reread because that seemed super weird.

Transformers would probably be my pick, except I think I might have also seen Transformers 2 in theaters.

And that barely clad female bottom went on to have a romance subplot with a different Hulk!

I get the impression most of these people don't go to the theater very much. Avatar is the worst? Really?

Is this an episode of Good Rappers?

I find that SM64 gets a lot less fun after the first couple levels. It's a blast to run around Bob-omb Battlefield, which is basically an open sandbox, and the platforming in Whomp's Fortress is engaging without being too demanding. But a lot of the later levels suffer from either requiring precision platforming that…

What if they had already discussed marriage beforehand and were totally on the same page?

What are you trying to accomplish?

NASSSIIIIIMMMM RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!

I'm aware, it just seems implicit in how everyone talks about them that "emoji" is the first and definitive version of these yellow smiley graphics. It's like no one's acknowledging my years of foruming in the mid 2000s.

I've been genuinely confused about this ever since "emoji" became a big thing. It's just a different word for something that already existed - internet forums have had them for a couple decades and they've always just been called "emoticons," same as the text-based ones. I feel like I'm in a twilight zone universe…

*gulp*

At first I read the headline as Todd Barry, for some reason.