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    Jennifer Carpenter is probably too old to reprise her role in a remake.

    "Spot the Beachcomber" was a fun game to play with X-Files episodes.

    Da Vinci's Inquest/City Hall

    I'd kind of assumed that House was an amalgam of Holmes and Dr. Joseph Bell, the brilliant diagnostician that Holmes was based on.

    At least they aren't jobbing the IC Champ out to the whole roster like they were with Barrett and Ziggler when they had it. Good god that was stupid.

    We all knew Vince was determined to screw over AJ and the horse she rode out on by having Cena's girlfriend beat her record. That match was never going to end clean. I was mad about the finish at first too, but now I think it was a rare bit of good storytelling to use Twin Magic, precisely because it's so stupid and

    The Diva's division doesn't have faces or heels anymore, just crazy bitches, so their motivations and behaviors can turn on a dime. Well, according to one of WWE's former writers anyway.

    It helps to pretend that they are in a shared universe with Idiocracy. I figure the ship was designed by smart folk but took a generation or two to build, so by the time they leave Earth even the brightest of scientists only has an IQ of about 80.

    Apparently her dramatic skills are limited to "Drunk Housewife". I actually checked IMDB to see if this movie was a spin off of her Take this Waltz character.

    My suggestion is to get Kevin and Trace involved so the Bots aren't just silent props this time.

    Then you could drink a lot and say mean things to Bill Bailey.

    In this episode it was more of a MURDER of unicorns, amiright?

    Incredibly annoying voices are Justin Roiland's trademark.

    If it generates them with same accuracy as their subtitles, that could be comedy gold.

    "Wall Street" had a similar effect on traders. I wonder if Oliver Stone had stock in Brooks Bros.

    The same folk made another doc called "Killer Legends" that you would probably like.

    I want the Gilliam one to be a real thing that I can watch.

    Lucky Starr.

    Lemmy just needs Dave Grohl to design him an awesome concert throne to perform from, preferably one that can keep him supplied with oxygen.