I mean, that guy was a prick, but the reaction of Young Adult Woman chasing after his car and yelling obscenities thoroughly validated the prank.

Rango sucked too.

Ron's nightmare vision was a little racey. But not quite as shocking as a damned evil fetus getting dumped into a cauldron like in Goblet of Fire, or as fucked up as Harry force-feeding pain-water to sobbing, pleading Dumbledore in Half-Blood Prince.

I get tired of this complaint. You know very well people aren't viewing everything solely through a Harry Potter lens, but for some reason, can't imagine why, someone's joke about Bannon looking like he's been making lots of Horcruxes gets a response from a wider audience who give it more retweets ensuring it gets to…

Yeah but my point is, we think of the burgers on top as "good looking" because we know that's what a good-tasting burger looks like. Maybe these mushroom burgers will teach us that sometimes a good looking burger is a greasy black ovoid lump…

Except it's the equivalent of you repeatedly buying tickets to watch Cars movies so you can complain about them in the theater. Pixar/AV Club profits off your presence and you are just being a contentious asshole to folks here because we want to be. But whatever makes you happy, dude. Block function is also a good…

So don't read it then. You knew what this article was about from its headline and you clicked on it anyway.

There's no denying that the republican party was once the party of progress and compassion for your fellow man though. We don't need to try to downplay the fact that republicans used to be on the right side of history and democrats were not.

Burger meat is really pretty disgusting looking in general though, isn't it? We only tolerate the mystery meat appearance because they taste good.

Yeah, I am hoping he brought a lot of sack lunches…

It's served to make me realize Seth Meyers is a lot funnier than I had realized so their loss is my gain.

Yeah, but there's evidence they exist in numbers that could sway elections, which is why GOP works to keep their situation as-is.

Oh i c. You're just playing devil's advocate on the article about the guy running How-To seminars thanks to his bold career move of getting accused of rape by 60 women. Because cmaaaan, false accusations happen sometimes again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again…

blah blah yes yes you are definitely gonna blow my mind if only I were to engage you properly Mr. "this entertainment article is proof that feminism achieved all its necessary goals by 1980 now settle down with your talky-time dames."

You'd think that. Surely they'd be worried about that. They sure aren't acting worried. They just keep winning the races despite fewer and fewer people voting for them. And if it gets too tight for comfort, they'll close down some voting booths, redraw some district lines, and sleep soundly until it's time to give…

I've read that Canada is trying to pick up the slack for all the ways the White House is dropping the ball.

This bill is their Red Death masquerade party. The nobles closing their gates as they wait out the deaths of the serfs.

Much better. One sentence, maximum efficiency in the investment-to-"oh this again" ratio.

I gotta admit that twitter banner design is clumsily charming.

I'm gonna steal that one.